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by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:30 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Are we done? I'm feeling sad now. Hug me, artix.

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

sysrqer wrote:

like driving past a car crash.

When you do that, it's called a "hit and run", sy.

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 2:06 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Largos wrote:

I'm not going to help you with your fanfiction.

You already have. No royalties!

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:25 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Stuff like this really makes me want to become a forum moderator, or create my own forum. Nils, you're going to fork these forums now?? Hsve you no restraint? <Hands nils some restraints off of his strait-jacket> But seriously, I started this thread. I marked it as humor. Every one of the people wh...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 12:06 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Largos wrote:

Are you getting a fixation?

I was thinking of it, but first I'd like to hear from someone who's already gotten fixed. What's it like, largo?

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:47 am
Forum: MusE Sequencer
Topic: Using Midi-Keyboard with MusE
Replies: 18
Views: 3611

Re: Using Midi-Keyboard with MusE

look at the LV2 units, which include pre-defined "dB" and "Hertz", to determine how exactly to display a control, forget it. They are not reliable. But they should be reliable. I can't imagine why a plugin dev would not use the dB units tuplet if his value is expressed in dB. Ca...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:34 am
Forum: MusE Sequencer
Topic: Using Midi-Keyboard with MusE
Replies: 18
Views: 3611

Re: Using Midi-Keyboard with MusE

Are you the sole active developer of MusE? Or are you simply the only active one here? There's definitely at least one other developer. And he does occasionally post here (although I've forgotten his handle), although not nearly as often as Tim. Tim just happens to be the only one who can fit into ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:21 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

It's kind of lame and not very funny. That you not only responded to my RSVP, but did so in the affirmative? It's extremely funny. Thanks for playing along. I want to take you onstage with me at a comedy club. You inspire me. (No, I'm not going to pay you any royalties. You're a musician. Get used ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:18 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Largos wrote:

It's an achievement for you to grasp at.

But at least I'm grasping at something that isn't going to make me go blind, nor grow hair on my palms.

Please do that in the privacy of your bedroom.

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:52 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

Welcome largos! I see you've found, and wiillingly joined my personal role play blog.

I RSVP'ed merlyn, but he hasn't responded... yet.

P. S. The next post. The very next post. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:22 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

Re: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

P.S. Matt, do me a favor. Post a link to this for the BSD folks. They deserve a laugh after having to deal with both systemD as well as wayland.

by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:15 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My new audio server (Warning: Humor)
Replies: 27
Views: 10813

My new audio server (Warning: Humor)

I have exciting news for linux musicians everywhere. I'm developing a brand new audio server! This one is going to replace the current audio server that you have been saying you're happy with, and does everything you need it to do. But of course, now that I've announced my new server, all that chang...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:16 am
Forum: Linux Music News
Topic: Continuing the jack/pipewire debate...
Replies: 262
Views: 330744

Re: Continuing the jack/pipewire debate...

My beef... with PipeWire... has been with shifting standards, babies thrown out in bathwater, and wheel reinvention that makes Linux appear like a cagey house of cards to those looking at adopting it professionally.. Yes, I agree that's true. But personally, I'm not as concerned that audio/midi on ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My trip to NYC (Warning: Humor + lots of words)
Replies: 5
Views: 3175

Re: My trip to NYC (Warning: Humor + lots of words)

And here's another one of my puppets trolling my threads/posts, right on cue. Troll away, boys. I welcome it. Shalll we begin? you were role playing removing my genitals How could I remove something that was never there to begin with? I'm thinking of forwarding links to your posts to some students o...
by j_e_f_f_g
Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:29 am
Forum: Backstage
Topic: My trip to NYC (Warning: Humor + lots of words)
Replies: 5
Views: 3175

Re: My trip to NYC (Warning: Humor + lots of words)

I see you're still slavishly reading every one of my posts in every one of my threads.

Dance for me, puppet.