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by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: Music & FOSS Advocacy
Topic: Thank-a-developer day
Replies: 19
Views: 315

Re: Thank-a-developer day

tramp wrote:they have Banjo players in the committee.


It's the only thing that can mask the sheeps' screams.
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: Music & FOSS Advocacy
Topic: Thank-a-developer day
Replies: 19
Views: 315

Re: Thank-a-developer day

Basslint wrote:We got the date


Just make sure you don't schedule it upon the same day of the month when most developers attend to their personal hygiene.
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:49 pm
Forum: Music & FOSS Advocacy
Topic: Thank-a-developer day
Replies: 19
Views: 315

Re: Thank-a-developer day

developers without a Marketing Department I once entered a contest held by a New Zealand tourism bureau seeking a new advertising slogan. With so many international markets in a slump, I decided to target the budget-savvy traveler with the following submission: When you can't afford Australia, ther...
by j_e_f_f_g
Wed Oct 16, 2019 9:18 pm
Forum: Music & FOSS Advocacy
Topic: Thank-a-developer day
Replies: 19
Views: 315

Re: Thank-a-developer day

I'd like to thank myself for putting up with you annoying endusers of my software. If you really want to please developers, then forget about the thanks, and instead buy us some Mountain Dew soda and pizza. Just leave it at the front door, ring the doorbell, and leave. We don't like being forced to ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:31 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: What kind of musician am I?
Replies: 14
Views: 591

Re: What kind of musician am I?

The bad news: You're schizophrenic.

The good news: You should be able to get a group rate from your psychiatrist.
by j_e_f_f_g
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:44 am
Forum: Computer Related Hardware
Topic: Microphone recommendations for speech
Replies: 12
Views: 568

Re: Microphone recommendations for speech

bhilmers wrote:training yourself to stay on-axis.


The best way to achieve this is to not drink so much that you blackout.

See? Some of my advice is actually useful.
by j_e_f_f_g
Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:40 am
Forum: Computer Related Hardware
Topic: Microphone recommendations for speech
Replies: 12
Views: 568

Re: Microphone recommendations for speech

Actually, it was someone else who mentioned about condensers being "more sensitive" to noise. In fact, they aren't per se. They simply tend to be "hotter" than dynamic mics. That is to say, they record everything at a louder volume, and so it just seems as if the noise is louder ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Computer Related Hardware
Topic: Microphone recommendations for speech
Replies: 12
Views: 568

Re: Microphone recommendations for speech

I've worked in recording studios, and I've used mics by Neumann, AKG, Beyer, Senheisser, Shure, Electrovoice (EV), and others. I always recommend that people pick up a few Shure SM57 or SM58. (The 58 is essentially a 57 with a built-in wind shield. But you can also buy external foam windshields for ...
by j_e_f_f_g
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:52 am
Forum: Developer's Section
Topic: ALSA: I need a proper example of low-latency loop for DSP
Replies: 13
Views: 460

Re: ALSA: I need a proper example of low-latency loop for DSP

You need to use MMAP mode for audio input/output.
by j_e_f_f_g
Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: Plugins, Effects and Instruments
Topic: EZDrummer alternative?
Replies: 17
Views: 1294

Re: EZDrummer alternative?

Hey, cut that out. It's my job to make sarcastic wisecracks around here. (Do you even have a union card?) I was duly elected to fill this role (with assistance from my "campaign manager", Vladimir Putin).
by j_e_f_f_g
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Plugins, Effects and Instruments
Topic: EZDrummer alternative?
Replies: 17
Views: 1294

Re: EZDrummer alternative?

I've never tried BackupBand. Heathen! Infidel! Apple consumer! Why haven't you tried it? Because it's meant for live performance/practice, it's designed for maximum "instant gratification". There's no setup or learning curve required. Just unzip and run the BackupBand binary. Double-Click...
by j_e_f_f_g
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:18 pm
Forum: Developer's Section
Topic: Using MIDI for RPC
Replies: 5
Views: 418

Re: Using MIDI for RPC

Is there a way to use MIDI to send arbitrary data? Yes. You put the data inside a "System Exclusive" MIDI message. This message starts with the hex byte F0 and ends with the hex byte F7. In between these two bytes can be any number of bytes, for any purpose. But the data bytes must be 7-b...
by j_e_f_f_g
Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:30 pm
Forum: Backstage
Topic: Good bye
Replies: 8
Views: 804

Re: Good bye

Monty Hall strikes again.
by j_e_f_f_g
Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: Computer Related Hardware
Topic: E-mu 0404 and getting nowhere...
Replies: 78
Views: 7747

Re: E-mu 0404 and getting nowhere...

1) Run Synaptics . 2) Search for alsa firmware . 3) Mark that package for installation, and install. 4) Reboot. 5) Don't buy any Creative Labs audio card. Too many features are implemented in software (drivers) rather than hardware. So if you use third party drivers (alsa), typically not all feature...
by j_e_f_f_g
Tue Feb 26, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Samplers & samples
Topic: SF2 positioning questions
Replies: 8
Views: 526

Re: SF2 positioning questions

put the snare of a drum soundfont on key 1 Don't do that. For unpitched instruments (drums, cymbals, various percussion), try to use General MIDI Drum mapping. For example, midi note number 38 plays a snare, note 36 plays a kick, 51 plays a Ride Cymbal, etc. Here's a chart for GM Drums. MIDI Drum S...

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